songwriter

Are you a dog?
Woof woof woof.
I take that as a yes.
Are you a goose?
Hiss hiss hiss.
I take that as a yes.
Are you a duck.
Quack quack quack.
I take that as a yes.
Are you a pig.
Oink oink oink.
I take that as a yes.
Are you a cow.
Meow meow meow.
I take that as a no.
Oops

Are you a. Good good pig?
Yes sure, sure I am.
Are you a Pampered pig?
Yes sure, sure I am.
Are you a Spring spring pig?
Yes sure, sure I am.
Are you a. Fat fat pig?
Yes sure, sure I am.
Are you a pink pink pig?
Yes sure, sure I am.
Are you a noisy pig?
Yes sure, sure I am.
Are you a well behaved pig?
No sure, sure I ain’t