Are you a dog?
Woof woof woof.
I take that as a yes.
Are you a goose?
Hiss hiss hiss.
I take that as a yes.
Are you a duck.
Quack quack quack.
I take that as a yes.
Are you a pig.
Oink oink oink.
I take that as a yes.
Are you a cow.
Meow meow meow.
I take that as a no.
Oops
The Pig Song April 2019
Are you a. Good good pig?
Yes sure, sure I am.
Are you a Pampered pig?
Yes sure, sure I am.
Are you a Spring spring pig?
Yes sure, sure I am.
Are you a. Fat fat pig?
Yes sure, sure I am.
Are you a pink pink pig?
Yes sure, sure I am.
Are you a noisy pig?
Yes sure, sure I am.
Are you a well behaved pig?
No sure, sure I ain’t
Tongue Twister – April 2019
- Greedy guts Gertrude gobbles green gherkins.
- Saturated Siman simultaneously slurps sloppy soup.
- Fat Fredrick frets for furiously fiery fondue
- Mouthful Maisie makes mini marzipan meerkats
- Cautious Cathryn cooks colourful carrot cakes
- How much snow would a snowflake, flake if a snowflake flaked snow?
- How much dew would a dewdrop, drop. If a dewdrop dropped dew?
- Tongue twister. Witches and watches.
- If two witches had two watches. Which witch would watch which watch?
My Jokes
What did the policeman
say to his bellybutton?
You’re under a vest!
Why did the loo roll role down the hill??
To get to the bottom.
lol!?
Today’s dramatic Owl Rescue

The owl ? true story.
…………………………
I was just going upstairs when…….
“Come quick. Gurbir Amrita. There’s an owl ?!!!!!!!!!!!”
Id’ nt realise I was about to do what I did.
“Amrita husband come now there’s a beautiful owl ?!!!!!!!!!!”
I knew this tone. I must go. I rushed to see a owl…………..
,,,,, right in front of me a scared terrified animal.
That must have fallen through the chimney.
The owl ? was flying head face into the little bit of plastic we had there so smoke would not come in. Because me and my mum are asthmatic.
Then it realised that that wasn’t the way forward. So then it tried to fly back up the chimney. But it could not. So it lay their pressed up against the plastic. Helpless lying there it’s little heart ️ beeting so much. Then the owl? moved behind the fireplace. Where it got stuck. All through this I was salt and sugar. I was excited because there right before me was the owl ? we were rescuing.
But what if it didn’t make it. My mouth was dry. My blood ran cold.❕my heart
️ was beating so fast I swear you could hear
it in space
.
The poor owl ? focused on keeping alive. My mum had dashed for oven gloves. But my dad shouted ” Regine get a towel instead !! !!” So every thing clicked fast motion. My mind is not able to take in details but. My mum came back with a towel my dad took some photos. I hid behind the couch in case the owl ? was accidentally let loose. My mum took of the plastic thing, whilst I closed the remaining doors . My mum hunched over the owl ?and blocked my view. All I can do is hope now it was slow motion. Thinking
of the mythical ? owl. Adventure into her dark eyes
Finally my mum had set her free. I relaxed
a bit but sprang to action. There is a life on hands or wings. We took some selfies but then we went out side and she hopped on the floor. She looked at us one
️ last time then took flight. Almost to say thank you
Your welcome

I watched till the last glimps.
In case your wondering Twilight is a tawny owl ??
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